Don't worry, you are not alone:
Others
do what you fantasize
-The curators' guide to Disneyland After Dark.
At 12:29, the Boom-Boom girls ignited the contents of a 55-gallon drum of excrement mixed with gasoline, shooting flames high up into the clear blue midday sky. A sight for sore eyes.
Amidst the ruins of desire, the gaudy wrapper of a poisonous sweet signals "EAT ME". Our vision is blurred, all teared up with saccharine, we ask the over-friendly guide (teeth whiter than hallucination despite a diet of Coke and candy): "which way to Utopia?"
YES IT'S ANOTHER DAY IN THE THEME PARK, and the theme is: You can have everything you want. A bazaar of repackaged time and space. A reservation filled to the brim with blind spots, far away from company surveillance - an amusement park just like the world, only better.